Monthly Archives: August 2010

August 2010 12 of 12

9:58 a.m. - Yup, totally slept on the couch last night.
10:20 a.m. - Killed the OJ. Few things are more refreshing than ice-cold orange juice. Simply Orange = my favorite.
11:20 a.m. - Decided to noodle around a bit in GarageBand. The '09 version is pretty powerful, especially for a pre-loaded program.
1:36 p.m. - Nerding out with a little "Champions of Norrath: Return to Arms." Oh, how I love this game.
5:23 p.m. - The requisite Facebook status update. It really was a lazy day.
5:48 p.m. - How was I supposed to be motivated to do anything productive on a grey day like this?
6:32 p.m. - On the way to Mike's to pick up Oreo, the sun peeks through the clouds. Beautiful.
7:02 p.m. - Mike got two new monitors. He's now surrounded by screens. Quite literally.
7:40 p.m. - Screenshot of Xan's FlightTrack info. The plane flew way off course to avoid inclement weather, causing her a delayed arrival.
7:50 p.m. - On the way to the airport, U2's "Gloria" (from 1981) played on the radio. Anyone still doubt the band's relevance and longevity? Well done, 92.5 FM "The River."
9:07 p.m. - Keeping myself busy in the Cell Phone Lot at Logan with a round of "Plants vs. Zombies."
BONUS PIC #1: Oreo, passed the eff OUT!! Seriously, people, cutest dog I've ever seen.
BONUS PIC #2: Oreo, awake and showing her Seminole pride. She's not only cute, but a loyal FSU fan! Man, those eyes get me every time.

I was wrong this whole time.

Being wrong is not easy to admit, especially for a proud man such as myself.  But, I was wrong this morning: I had no idea that the preferred plural for “octupus” is “octopuses,” NOT “octopi.”

Shock me like an electric octopus.

Reading an article on Wired.com this morning about new species of octopuses (from whence the above image came), I was stunned that the author and/or editor used “es” instead of “i.”  The grammarian in me was SURE the plural was octopi; after all, that’s how I learned it.  However, in these rapidly changing times, where technology changes in the blink of an eye and the English languages seems to change almost as quickly, I had to look it up for myself.  Lo and behold, what did I find on Dictionary.com but octopuses listed first.  Not only that, but “octopi is actually incorrect, due to the word’s Greek origin (words with Latin origins ending in “-us” get the “-i” plural ending).

Needless to say, I’m shocked.  So shocked, in fact, that I had to look it up in The Oxford American College Dictionary (yup, that’s right: a paper dictionary.  Hardback cover and everything!  Ah, old school.) just to make sure.  Here’s what I found:

My world = thrown for a loop.

Whoa.

Utterly.  Flabbergasted.

Yeah, I know, it’s only the word octopus, but the way I see it, since I’m usually a stickler for proper grammar, this is blowing my mind.  I wonder how many other “rules” I’ve learned incorrectly.

If you know of any such errors, please enlighten me.